DISCLAIMER: I don’t (and never will) own Teen Titans. They’re owned by the good people at DC Comics and others.
CYBORG: *hyper* And the *waffles*!
*sigh* Yes, Cyborg…and the waffles…
A/N: This was created in my head when I was browsing one of my favorite XME authoresses…Todd Fan’s stories, and I came upon her story Baby Blues, where some of the mutants from the X-Men, Brotherhood, Acolytes, humans…are changed into babies! It’s hilarious! You’re probably wondering, ‘why is AzKailani mentioning this?’, and the answer to your question is because thank her for the inspiration! Yay, TF! *throws confetti* Oh, and to all of you readers of True Colors… I am not very sure I am going to update it any longer. *sweatdrops* There’s one thing you gotta learn about my writing…if I write a chapter of a story, I’m not even thinking about the next chapter of it or what’s gonna happen next. For one, school’s been hell, I’ve had tennis practice every day after school for two and a half hours, and guess what happened with all my hard work? I’m getting straight A’s! YAY!!!
Oh, and any requests for it would be helpful. ^_^ Just leave it in the review!
Chapter One: The Insanity Begins
It was a clear, bright morning in the bustling suburbs of Jump City. The birds were chirping, the wind was swaying…
…the super villains were out playing…
“Urgh!” Robin groaned as he was sent skidding to the ground by a blast of colorless beams, his opaque mask hiding his grim-set features.
A wave of light revealed a medium-sized female with flowing silver-white hair and crystal-clear eyes smirked down upon the boy. “You will never defeat the Light Queen!” She prepared a long whip of light to hit the Boy Wonder again, when a bright green glow encased her hand and shorted it out for a few moments.
A tall, slender girl with auburn-colored hair and burning emerald-colored eyes floated in front of her, a threatening look cast across her usually perky features. “You will not do any more harm to my friend.” With that, a large green glow surrounded her, and flew at the super villainess, causing her to fall from the air, and skid into the cement. A playful smile played upon Starfire’s mouth, but turned back to her friend’s aid, and floated down beside him. “Robin?” She shook him lightly, worry shining in her eyes. “Please answer me…” There was a cough, and she smiled to see the raven-haired boy groan and move to sit up. “*ROBIN*!”
She embraced him tightly, as the boy choked out, “Star…fire…please…stop…”
Blushing slightly, the auburn-haired girl released him. “Dearest apologies, Robin.” She then gasped to see the Light Queen in the air once again, and about to strike, when a blue sonic beam and a black-encased blast shot at her, knocking her off balance.
“BOOYAH!” Robin grinned, and steadily got up with help from Starfire, to see Cyborg and Raven, the former pumping his fists in the air, and the latter blowing a pesky lavender-colored lock from underneath her midnight-colored hood, levitating in the air.
“HAHAHAHA!” A maniacal cackling was heard, as the Light Queen was once again, rising herself into the air, eyes glowing an intense white color. The four Titans stood their ground, with Robin having his bo-staff out in commission, Cyborg with his sonic cannon ready to fight once again, and Starfire and Raven’s hands glowing green and black. But with one wave of the hand, the four were swept onto the ground, a blinding light bathing them, as she flew away.
A second later, Beast Boy arrived from the direction of the Tower in the form of a cheetah, and transformed back into his human form. His uniform on, but on top of it, a pair of bright green boxers with equally bright pink hearts, and the green-skinned boy audibly yawned, and ‘eeped!’ when he noticed the battle scene. “Oh *man*!” He slapped himself on the forehead. “What *is* it with me and waking up when the fight’s over?!” The green elf glanced around, scratching his head in confusion. “Where are they…?”
Pausing a moment to blink, Beast Boy looked down, and ‘eeped!’ once again to see a two-year-old Raven…er, who he *thought* was Raven. She looked up at him with huge puppy-dog eyes. He then glanced down more, to see a three-year-old Robin and a four-year-old Cyborg fighting over Robin’s bo-staff, with a three-year-old Starfire titling her head to the side in confusion. Gulping, Beast Boy transformed into an eagle, put Robin, Starfire, and Cyborg on his back, and Raven in his beak.
“Biwdie!” Raven gurgled, petting the green bird on the beak.
“He’s Big Biwd!” Robin declared, crossing his gloved hands across his chest.
“Nuh-uh!” Cyborg said, sticking his tongue out. “Big Biwd’s *ywellow*. He’s not ywellow!”
The two started arguing, Starfire cheered on Robin (of course), and Raven petted Beast Boy repeatedly and giggling. Everything was pretty much the same when they were teenagers—Robin and Cyborg arguing, Starfire either confused or on Robin’s side—but…Raven? She was a whole different person! _And she is pretty cute as a baby…_ What was *that*? Beast Boy asked himself, and sighed. The only important thing right now was to get them to the Tower and make sure they didn’t misbehave. Come on, how hard can a few babies be?
Well, there it is—the pretty demented ficcy by moi. Any suggestions would be helpful, and hopefully will update this! (I’m gonna be bored over spring break…) *hint, hint*